Less helpful stress relief tips I learned from internest, um, PT

1. Ride a Roller Coaster. No R.C in the city, dude.
   
2. Berries in Chocolate. Sure, can do that.
3. A Day at the Beach. Bali? Damn, that's quite far.
4. Massage, With Love. Um, who is supposed to give me this Love massage
5. A Big, Wet Kiss. Sounds awesome!
6. Hit the Seafood Buffet. Sure, will.
7. Take a Hike. Is that like going to walk up to the wet bushes? Ikk, no, thanks

And that should help your mood, too.  Amen.